It started with a walk down Stassney Lane. I ended up at Crockett high school, where some girls were playing a game involving very light balls. They seemed to be more like balloons than balls. I even got in on the action and hit a ball with my head for some reason. I filled somewhat out of place, but seemed to be welcomed just the same.

After wandering through this group of girls. I crossed Stassney to catch a bus. Not sure where I was headed, but I didn't notice the bus I meant to catch. As I was crossing the road a bus full of football players passed me yelling at me. I couldn't tell what they were saying. For some reason a mail truck pulled into a parking lot near me carrying football players. I grabbed one of them out of it. I guess to figure out what they'd been yelling at me. He was accusing me of something, but no idea what it was exactly. He walked off after awhile.

I wandered back to the corner where another more beligerient football player accused me of pushing their teammate in front of a bus. I had to to torture the football player by applying pressure to his fingers threatning to crush them. A girl wandered up and helped me convince him that I had no hand in the death of his teammate. He ran across the Manchaca.

Turned out he was headed my way as I walked across to. I passed him and managed to end up in a run down apartment complex. There were some rather unsavory characters in this place. I started to ask around as to where the exit was, and found out it was actually a meth lab. No one seemed to be telling me so I resorted to violence. I pulled out my sword(yes sword) and began to slaughter them. One of them had a gun, but I got him before he could use it. Then picked it up for myself. I didn't actually use it though. Finally out of the people a woman came to me and told me she'd show me the way out.

I followed her down some stairs and walked into a room. There were women in different stages of getting dressed in the room so I guess it was a dressing room. She then took me over to one of the girls and was telling her how she needed to prep me for my exit. They were laughing for some reason. I asked them what they found so funny, and they told me to look into the mirror. I looked like myself with short hair and a mustache with hair that went down from the mustache to the bottom of my chin. I also was wearing full plate body armor. Now I understood why I felt so out of place before. The woman then told me what she had planed to do to me showing me on a computer a picture of a girl with snake bite piercings. I said but wouldn't that shown I'd been there. She said that was the point. Then I asked if some authority figures would notice this sign. To which she replied that was the point. She then took out two daggers and leapt into the air. Things slowed down a bit and before she jammed the daggers into my face to pierce me, there was a bright flash.

I was then back in "my world." I was at somethign similar to Stonehenege where a lizard man made fun of my apperance. Guess snake bite piercings just don't look right in fantasy worlds, at least to snake people.

Think this might be the nerdiest/weirdest dream I've ever had.